Ashley: So H, what happened?
Heather: You guys! Who knew that there was a smart Jonas? It sucks a lot and he figured it out, but that’s okay. So we’re gonna move on and do other things and get other people and that’s fine with me right now. I have to fart really bad.
Ashley: Lemme cut.
Heather: Okay.Heather Morris, ladies and gentleman. She’s sitting on a toilet on the Punk’d episode that SHE is hosting. And she’s just so amazing.
(via fluent-in-lesbianism)
BASICALLY TUMBLR.
i love you alison brie
This is sheer genius
(via go-all-lima-heights)
(Source: leeisnthereforthat, via lgbtlaughs)
wehavethemjustwheretheywantus:
Total direct conversation between couples during season 3:
- Tike: 2 minutes and 35 seconds in 5 episodes
- Brittana: 5 minutes and 11 seconds in 8 episodes
- Samcedes: 5 minutes and 17 seconds in 9 episodes
- Klaine: 20 minutes and 17 seconds in 15 episodes
- Finchel: 33 minutes and 51 seconds in 19 episodes
- Tike/Brittana/Samcedes/Klaine combined: 33 minutes and 20 seconds
Number of (lip-to-lip) kisses during season 3:
- Tike: 3 in 3 episodes
- Brittana: 3 in 2 episodes
- Samcedes: 2 in 2 episodes
- Klaine: 2 in 1 episode
- Finchel: 18 in 8 episodes, 5 make-outs in 4 episodes
Hemo, can you be any gayer?!
Heterosexual Gleek: OMG! I get to watch Glee perform in 3D, it’s almost like being at the concert!
Lesbian Gleek (me): OMG! 3D boobs!
Heather Morris: OMG! 3D boobs!
(via go-all-lima-heights)
(via heather-and-her-harem)
In which Santana attempts to serenade her woman.
(via hemoshomohands)
Nope.
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